A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies...
Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled
at the man 'Shit! That must be my husband!'
So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and naked he jumped out
the window like a crazy man.
He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush,
then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman
'I'm your husband, you slut!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah?... So why were you running? You
son of a bitch!'
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