måndag 14 juli 2008

Tips for OVER 50s

Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore … under fiction.



Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.



Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly … wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses



Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.



Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.



Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.



Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.



Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

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