It is a wet and gloomy day here, so thought you might
like this one to brighten your day. ENJOY !!!
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from
an evening of church services when she was startled by
an intruder. She caught the man in the
act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled,
"Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the
name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be
forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly
called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the
old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an
ax and two 38's!"
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