Older women!

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFULLOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 42 YEARS AGOWE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFABED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERYNIGHT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW
I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED ANDPLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 61-YEAR-OLDWOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOURSIDE OF THINGS.' MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GOOUT AND FIND ME A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULDMAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A
CHEAPAPARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BEDAND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV. AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE OUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.