Loppis

RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE


One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the

front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies

lying naked on the lawn.


This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the

Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying

naked on your Front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes,

- they're having a yard sale.'