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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. **

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband
could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.**

Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away
from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she
hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you
get a response**.' **

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking
dinner,and he was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40
feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks,
'Honey, what's for dinner?'*

No response. **

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'**
*
Still no response.**

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?' **

Again he gets no response.**

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
'Honey,what's for dinner?' Again there is no response.**

So he walks right up behind her. 'Honey, what's for dinner?' **

(I just love this)**

'Ralph , for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'*