Djurplågeri???

A Fire Fighter is working on the Fire Engine outside
the station when he notices a little girl next door in
a little red wagon with little Ladders hung off the
sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon
is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.
"'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire fighter says
with admiration.

''Thanks'', the girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the
girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles.

''Little Partner'', the fire fighter says, ''I don't want to
tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie
that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could
go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, ''You're probably
right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.''