Christian ONE LINERS

#1. Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses
started out as a basket case.

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#2. Some people are kind, polite, and
sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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#3. Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisors.

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#4. It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.

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#5. The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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#6. When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.

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#7. People are funny; they want the
front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

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#8. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.

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#9. Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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#10. If the church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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#11. God Himself does not propose to
judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?

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#12. Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.

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#13. Peace starts with a smile.

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#14. I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference
does it make which one you stay
home from?

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#15. A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.

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#16. We were called to be
witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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#17. Be ye fishers of men. You catch
them - He'll clean them.

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#18. Coincidence is when God
chooses to remain anonymous.

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#19. Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.

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#20. Don't wait for 6 strong
men to take you to church.

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#21. Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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#22. God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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#23. God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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#24. God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!"

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#25. God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

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#26. He who angers you, controls you!

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#27. If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.