Det där med blondiner

Apropå de bilder som jag satte in igår...

Först så tänkte jag tala om att det naturligtvis händer att elever undrar hur de ska få MVG. Jag svarar alltid: - Parkera en Porsche utanför min dörr så ordnar vi det. Sen har jag förundrat mig över att ingen har kommit på den geniala idén att köpa en leksaks Porsche och parkera den på asfalten framför min ingång....



A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobsfor her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting bye-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect hermoney. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."